La Grosse Liste
![](https://i.topito.com/gALeiLAyygn3CBPT1gUZkffKmSiwKdg8xzdnoSJ381w=/640x360/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2024%2F05%2FUNE-DOUBLE-15.png)
Top 50 des mots les plus moches de la langue française, ceux qu'il faudrait interdire
![](https://i.topito.com/fbl98u6jSQ6xpKq1L-BSEFx7TnDBkYo4XFkXKYhoH4E=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2021%2F11%2Fdevinette.jpg)
Top 50+ des meilleures devinettes pour enfants, les blagues pour 3 à 5 ans
![](https://i.topito.com/_Z5kg6RLdfpJcUjscllCK4gIFXF-fkhGgUsebTRYVJY=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F12%2Ftop-menu-mcdo-monde.jpg)
Top 50 des menus McDo disponibles dans les autres pays (et pas en France)
![](https://i.topito.com/dpJt8Ewe-Q-1MYfoGEAJsAkCN41oN_EhMpos4tfMqq0=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2018%2F03%2FUNE_REDAC-campagn.jpg)
Top 40+ des choses qu'on a forcément connues quand on a grandi à la campagne
![](https://i.topito.com/svAapZ8g558HXfTae5tdpBBBCgP8SXadFpQNVtEEIhU=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F11%2FCharades.png)
Top 50+ des charades les plus faciles, avec leurs réponses !
![](https://i.topito.com/u7htHkeGLfp-77qsOBgazFsO67jdN_8dMwfR9Mv35zo=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F12%2FENFANT-2.jpg)
Top 50 des raisons de détester les enfants, ces êtres perfides
![](https://i.topito.com/SPpdlbCZpvoLO3_DVrKe4q5cEvY_zA3tkyRNQIQnfrU=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F05%2Ftop-raisons-voter.jpg)
Top 100 des raisons d'aller voter demain, allez on se motive les gens
![](https://i.topito.com/oyXSMzlHFH1WQy8lmFhZmB4fHCvuj9aEcOFVOMssgaM=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2018%2F03%2FUNE_REDAC_compliment-kebab.jpg)
Top 50 des compliments drôles et cool qui font plaisir, vous êtes tous de belles personnes
![](https://i.topito.com/jgJaUCnQ6aQrcGwX9ziE7UviHXKaShHbjciQGzvwuqI=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F06%2Fune_quitter_paris.jpg)
Top 50 des raisons de quitter Paris, adieu ville de l'enfer
![](https://i.topito.com/uIa9O_wjQzwdN8KtJJ4dGy0ApHnkpTIRhJVQKZy0a1o=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F02%2FUNE_PHRASES_EXISTENTIELLES.jpg)
Top 100 des vraies questions existentielles, celles qui nous retournent le cerveau
![](https://i.topito.com/h47lqK3GKHLMBu7vXd0suzj12tmfpy2v8z_93ezu1yQ=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2021%2F01%2FREGRETS.jpg)
Top 50 des trucs du monde d'avant qui nous manquent
![](https://i.topito.com/HKj8YZxnmWys0rSA8O7Kh7YftTGx-2u-rRpgdh7SCX0=/640x334/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F12%2Fresolution-1.jpg)
Top 50 des bonnes résolutions de nouvelle année que tu ne tiendras surement pas
![](https://i.topito.com/X4EN_Pypgz-08pTIAytSbR7C7U5IIxg72fyYYro-olo=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F12%2F2020-1.jpg)
Top 50 des trucs que tout le monde a fait au moins une fois en 2020 (cette super année)
![](https://i.topito.com/JrBzK3lTpQx84MHflSNTv1Shz5WpwA7pOvZhO3w0ysw=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F12%2Ftop-50-phrases-2020.jpg)
Top 50 des phrases qu'on ne pensait pas dire en 2020
![](https://i.topito.com/xenvozDwmAFgdBGKqc3p-40xSm-NsU8VkeWh_OpONWU=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2018%2F02%2FANNEES-80-FILM.jpg)
Top 50 des meilleurs films des années 80, pour se faire un bon petit marathon
![](https://i.topito.com/ylvUqZRYFXCRVBKvnhvVYUAqoWL7xdSB_xM9RSfPiok=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F11%2Fburger.jpg)
Top 50 des meilleures questions du Burger Quiz, la meilleure émission de l'Histoire
![](https://i.topito.com/VdPEw8vFFNwriKCSqvyMT59AcOQak-BA5-rGXXiI9Cc=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F01%2FREPLIQUE.jpg)
Top 50 des répliques des plus drôles des années 90, putain qu'est-ce qu'on rit
![](https://i.topito.com/4RpQg3SeXaaC1A-fp6l3SKARuffVSTOmGH5QfRa_BR8=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F10%2Ftop-supporter-psg.jpg)
Top 50 des preuves que tu supportes (vraiment) le PSG, et depuis longtemps
![](https://i.topito.com/748qr2QnJwjxw7FzdjVQeRGvyi4Zk13ZJHbfr3tzjho=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F03%2Fune_miyazaki-1.jpg)
Top 50 des chefs-d’œuvre du cinéma gratuits pendant le confinement (et pas chiants)
![](https://i.topito.com/69HgIErLT-q6rYAyUFsbncrR0dJWahVkaLiv0x4Lczg=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2018%2F06%2Fune-allemand.jpg)
Top 100 des bonnes raisons de détester les Allemands, promis on ne parlera pas de Nazis
![](https://i.topito.com/Lj9VYUpAI8Nx0gZ8Y9Zz59kzWV8IUBSt44u5gse6Bxw=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fv4previewstatic.topito.com%2Fimages%2Fdefault-image.png)
Top 50 des petites phrases qu'on entendra forcément au réveillon du 31
![](https://i.topito.com/AkWaEfMVYDPom8HNosW5pxQN52D64vCLfVRp8ZIYhL0=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F09%2Fune_endroits_pas_voir.jpg)
Top 50 des endroits à ne PAS voir avant de mourir, pas le temps pour ces conneries
![](https://i.topito.com/6vmE-s2dd8CoV0u8QJGijZsA3hYgGjQJAnRNQ6WKevI=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F09%2FUNE_INSUP_METRO.png)
Top 25 des trucs les plus insupportables dans le métro, la souffrance sur les rails
![](https://i.topito.com/EsE0MkF25jVssGMccvDlQzvcA_ZrEne62zeGRqYSNmA=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F02%2FTOP-CELIBAT-100.jpg)
Top 100 des avantages d'être célibataire, dans ta gueule le couple
![](https://i.topito.com/Lj9VYUpAI8Nx0gZ8Y9Zz59kzWV8IUBSt44u5gse6Bxw=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fv4previewstatic.topito.com%2Fimages%2Fdefault-image.png)
Top 50 des recherches Google les plus connes, ou pas loin
![](https://i.topito.com/ruikym7_2Djw3ewBWPouTcEF-XjcT3vFnbDgx16NEXY=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F06%2Fune-chat-1.jpg)
Top 100 des raisons de détester les chats, le meilleur pire ennemi de l'homme
![](https://i.topito.com/jdHEbflGrzT4s2nw_wJ6QD8OYkXecPAks9qInOcpzkc=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F05%2Fune-papa.jpg)
Top 50 des raisons pour lesquelles on aime nos papas
![](https://i.topito.com/Yw3cB5OTzevApmC34APpYA08_92Da8z1RXphWR0Bhxs=/80x80/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F05%2F33720368_603147763386534_5520995178413817856_n.jpg)
Avec Beerwulf
![](https://i.topito.com/mqqCdvT2RAY7lxWcbJq1cW-skxN_JFcGQhXuG1MQZi0=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2018%2F06%2Fune_espagnols_haine.jpg)
Top 50 des raisons de détester les Espagnols, BOUUUUH les buveurs de sangria
![](https://i.topito.com/d-ujvNRDJhXmAhM67oS1qHqaEfvOpUwwpPgae3eFpVI=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F05%2Fune_con_liste2.jpg)
Top 50 des cons qu'on a tous croisés au moins une fois dans notre vie
![](https://i.topito.com/4dZ4bgG-EUDYSRpJNlaf1KHmz0eRY6z703RLqS3_LSk=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F06%2FVU5FX1ZPWUFHRV9tYXJzZWlsbGUuanBn.jpg)
Top 50 des trucs qu'on doit à Marseille, la plus belle ville du monde (après Paris évidemment)
![](https://i.topito.com/pn5-A_RwGn__RNwUkvf8BTilgvbBqlHjxUBuswnC2BM=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2019%2F04%2F3739A3DD-3257-4505-BB44-26F3E6274282.jpeg)
Top 50 des trucs que vous ignorez sûrement sur les Marcheurs Blancs
![](https://i.topito.com/unrGrUrgFJ7qH8OFqmxkrHpTsG6NP2mcJG_hHyAvkWs=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2018%2F07%2Fune-fdp-pote.jpg)
Top 50 des coups de pute que t'a fait(e) ton/ta meilleur(e) pote, mais tu l'aimes quand même
![](https://i.topito.com/IKtrMeXDNis18poaKAbcVm9x1lfvqVi9_jLdnouZe4k=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2018%2F07%2Fchamp.jpg)
Top 100 des trucs à retenir de la Coupe du Monde
![](https://i.topito.com/yPyyzuENn1M89kf4zY6D9l_qVY5u3kRWEnQLgFPcMwE=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F05%2Fune-paris.jpg)
Top 50 des petits signes que tu habites Paris (que tu le veuilles ou non)
![](https://i.topito.com/Lj9VYUpAI8Nx0gZ8Y9Zz59kzWV8IUBSt44u5gse6Bxw=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fv4previewstatic.topito.com%2Fimages%2Fdefault-image.png)
Top 40 des phrases qu'on dit après 40 ans (oui ça file oui)
![](https://i.topito.com/C3qm8zg26Redu2MNPsJp4GNg3u_VZxOkO6ctg_9meWQ=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F02%2Fune_emmerdement.png)
Top 50 des lois de l'emmerdement universel, celles qui régissent cette vie de chiotte
![](https://i.topito.com/C414bEwI_BNiRNWczfvQAHkuu3uRB1A17JMQpWQEbKE=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2017%2F02%2Fune-brie.png)
Top 50 des nuances de brie, vous allez avoir très très chaud
![](https://i.topito.com/28YhsEWnq61tOzdR8d2cqvf_B0MlcSFtLST6gN0wj1Q=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F11%2Fillu.png)
Top 50 des trucs qu'on fait que pour un vrai pote, c'est beau l'amitié
![](https://i.topito.com/dc4gWYON957eXpb8S5-0dApL2KguNntuLiQVqxtpPtY=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F06%2Fune_paris_nyc.png)
Top 89 des raisons de préférer New York à Paris
![](https://i.topito.com/TLCnycukb5wGot7c1zNLN1ziBcMu0hmGsPmFS0CXcrA=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F10%2Fsatan.jpg)
Top 666 raisons de vénérer Satan, ce type est génial
![](https://i.topito.com/UGkseuFwrudLyVPalujBXRKGGu4p-L8u5e7fMmH8U7Q=/640x380/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2013%2F06%2Fune_bonheur.jpg)
Top 100 des petits trucs du quotidien qui nous rendent tous heureux (ou presque)
![](https://i.topito.com/TEjh9JEfo4E_nfDvH5fOrQOKAMkITwjw8hncF-OPA1I=/80x80/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F04%2F10533259_1050026588348104_8619886763109654880_n.png)
Avec Coca-Cola
![](https://i.topito.com/_6sK3v0vs1Inavb-H8alPoIHEHdDopJICjKpPLZ2s_E=/640x336/smart/filters:fill(white):format(webp):quality(70)/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.topito.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2016%2F09%2Fune_guitare-1.jpg)