Malheur
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Top 10 des patients qui énervent le plus les infirmier·e·s, bienvenue au pays des relous
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Top 20 des signes que tu sors avec un/une beauf
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Top 13 des raisons de ne pas appeler sa fille Emma, ce prénom tout pourri
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Top 13 des astuces pour que ton mec/ ta meuf arrête de ronfler (sans lui causer la mort)
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Top 10 des signes que ton couple est insupportable, Satan réincarné en relation amoureuse
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Top 15 des raisons de râler tout le temps, merde merde MERDE
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Top 10 des différents types de calvitie, un mal qui nous concerne tous (enfin, presque tous)
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Top 20 des signes que t'es un peu trop jaloux(se), reste stable quand même
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Top 8 des sports les plus douloureux quand tu débutes, et puis après aussi
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Top 10 des trucs qui sont moins caloriques que le foie gras, l'aliment du Mal
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Top 10 des pires mariages de l'Histoire, ceux qui étaient mal partis
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Top 5 des astuces pour t'extraire des sables mouvants, en restant digne
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Top 14 des signes que cette partie de Monopoly doit cesser, fais une croix sur la rue de la Paix
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Top 8 des bons gros coups de pute des anti-IVG, le respect ça vous dit quelque chose ?
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Top 12 des trucs chiants quand t'es ectomorphe (tu sais ces gens qui bouffent sans grossir)
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Top 10 des trucs à ne pas offrir sinon ça porte malheur (à toi et à toute ta famille)
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Top 10 des fois où des gens sont décédés à cause de leurs fringues, ces trucs sont dangereux
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Top 14 des raisons de cramer l’auto-tune, cette invention du diable
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Top 10 des retouches Photoshop les plus scandaleuses, laissez donc ce cul en paix
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Top 10 des raisons d'arrêter les tatouages, c'est devenu trop mainstream
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Top 10 des plats qui remontent le mieux le moral, la bouffe qui éponge le malheur
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Top 15 des trucs galères quand t'as pas le permis de conduire, marcher c'est nul
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Avec PermiGo
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