Petite phrase
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Top 20 des petites phrases drôles entendues à Londres, une ville formidable
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Top 25 des petites phrases incontournables de la rentrée des classes
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Top 10 des phrases que tu ne pensais pas dire avant d'avoir un chien
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Top 25 des phrases à ne pas dire à une femme qui allaite
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Top 20 des phrases qu'on ne dit qu'à notre pire ennemi, celles qui s'accompagnent de tension dramatique
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Top 10 des phrases qu'on aimerait bien entendre au guichet d'un Centre des impôts
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Top 15 des phrases que tu n'aimes pas entendre de la bouche de ta mère, merci maman
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Top 10 des phrases de patrons de bar, celles qu'on a forcément déjà entendues
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Top 10 des phrases que les musiciens classiques ont marre d'entendre (oh si peu)
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Top 10 des phrases qui devraient vous décourager de prendre ce toubib comme médecin traitant
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Top 10 des expressions enfantines pour parler de sexe qui sonnent moins bien quand on est adultes
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Top 10 phrases qu'on a entendues à Pompéi le jour de "l'incident"
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Top 25 des petites phrases qu'on entend forcément à la plage
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