Phrase
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Top 45 des punchlines les plus fines d'Orelsan, le roi du rap français
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Top 15 des messages loufoques entendus dans les trains belges
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Top 29 des citations de Jean Yanne, ennemi juré de la connerie
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Top 10 des phrases de patients qui énervent le plus les infirmiers libéraux
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Top 50 phrases que vous entendrez à table en famille, le grand BINGO de Noël
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Top 10 de réflexions qu’on te balance quand tu dis ne pas vouloir d’enfant
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Top 20 des phrases cultes de nos entraîneurs de rugby
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Top 10 des phrases classiques entendues après une défaite (de trop) sur FIFA
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Top 11 des phrases qu'on entend toujours quand on est grand
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Top 15 des perles de clients chez IKEA, on a affaire à des champions
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Top 15 des phrases qui peuvent résumer deux films à la fois (et c'est drôle)
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Top 20 des trucs que font le plus les jeunes parents (oui c'est fatiguant)
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Top 13 des histoires d'horreur racontées en deux phrases, pour bien s'endormir
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Top 10 des trucs qu'on aimerait répondre à ceux qui nous demandent quand on fait le "petit deuxième"
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Top 18 des phrases les plus drôles prononcées en dormant, on dit des trucs chelous dans notre sommeil
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Top 20+ des perles entendues à bord d'un avion, la connerie de haut-vol
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Top 20 des phrases maladroites à éviter lors de l’accouchement (pour les hommes)
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Top 20 des petites phrases de profs que l'on a tous entendues (et plus d'une fois)
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Top 10 des moments difficiles de la vie de barman, ces gens ont un métier compliqué
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Top 20+ des pires phrases de drague qui commencent par "ton père"
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Top 50 des petites phrases qu'on entendra forcément au réveillon du 31
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Top 10 des phrases de parents qui agacent les profs, mais faites les taire !
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Top 15 des phrases que tu sors pour te défendre au Loup Garou, sale traître
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Top 20 des expressions qu'on a marre d'entendre au boulot (même en télétravail ouais)
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Top 12 des phrases qui énervent le plus les pharmaciens, pensons à les préserver
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Top 14 des phrases à la con pour justifier l'achat de nouvelles fringues
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Top 12 des phrases cultes qui ont été déposées, et nous sommes perplexes
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20 phrases de harcèlement entendues dans les cuisines des restaurants
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Top 25 des phrases à dire à Dieu en arrivant au paradis
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Top 40 des phrases qu'on rêve tous de dire une fois dans notre vie
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Top 23 des phrases des années 90 que l'on n'entend plus aujourd'hui
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Top 15 des trucs à dire à un fan de Harry Potter pour l'énerver (ça fait toujours du bien)
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Top 18 des pires phrases de propriétaires de chats, ces gens sont infernaux
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Top 10 des phrases de mamans version honnête, ce qu'elles veulent vraiment dire
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Top 25 des meilleures phrases pour charger mentalement ta meuf
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Top 12 des meilleurs tweets #DragueCommeUnBeauf, les pires phrases de drague
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Top 11 des phrases de patients qui énervent le plus les médecins, coucou les relous
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Top 13 des tweets sur les pires phrases de licenciement
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Top 10 des petites phrases insupportables quand tu montes ta boite
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Top 30 des petites phrases qu'on entend toujours à l'apéro
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Top 15 des phrases préférées de complotistes, à qui profite le crime ?
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