Nos tops préférés
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Top 20+ des insultes rares et élégantes, pour humilier ses ennemis avec classe
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Top 30 des phrases qu'on dit après 30 ans, un cap est passé
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Top 10 des raisons de penser que les Bretons vont conquérir le monde (et il n'y aura pas de prisonnier)
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Top 10 des réalités sur les infirmières qui vont faire mal aux hommes
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Top 10 des questions à la con qu’on pose encore en entretien alors que personne n'a jamais répondu honnêtement
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Top 11 des effets positifs de la bière sur la santé, tout est affaire de modération
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Top 12 des raisons qui prouvent que, bientôt, les roux domineront le monde
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Top 10 des fautes de français qu'on fait tout le temps en étant convaincu que c'est juste
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Top 15 des souvenirs de joueur de PlayStation, la 1, la vraie....
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Top 10 des bonnes raisons d’être bordélique (ranger c'est pour les nazes)
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Top 11 des phrases qu'on ne supporte plus d'entendre quand on n'a pas le permis
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Top 100 des avantages d'être célibataire, dans ta gueule le couple
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Top 50+ des accessoires pour chat les plus cool
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Top 10 des différents styles de metal expliqués à mon fils
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Top 30 des artistes et albums littéralement traduits en français, quand le "rock 'n' roll" devient "culbuter et rouler"
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Top 50 phrases que vous entendrez à table en famille, le grand BINGO de Noël
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Top 26 des pires jouets de Noël, ou le cadeau très (très) con
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Top 20 des affiches de films Disney en version honnête
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Top 10 des comportements indiquant que votre chat veut vous tuer
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Top 10 des avantages d'avoir des gros seins, #teambigboobs
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Top 12 des trucs relous quand on est une licorne (un top qui dénonce)
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Avec Electro Dépôt
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Top 50 des petits signes que tu habites Paris (que tu le veuilles ou non)
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Top 20 des raisons pour lesquelles Friends a foutu nos vies en l'air, enfoirés de New-Yorkais
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Top 15 des phrases à ne pas dire à un Corse
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Top 10 des nouveaux boutons qu'on attend sur Facebook (largement plus que le bouton "love")
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Top 14 des slogans honnêtes de marques, la parodie de logos qui sonne plus vrai
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Top 24 des illustrations "Paris vs Marseille", le grand clash en images
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Top 10 des trucs étonnants à savoir sur les gauchers (ce sont aussi des êtres humains)
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Top 12 des signes qui prouvent que vous êtes un vrai juriste
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Top 52 des logos de marques littéralement traduits en français
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Top 11 des phrases qu'on entend toujours quand on est grand
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Top 25 des trucs que les gens devraient arrêter de faire. Tout de suite. Maintenant.
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Top 15 des bonnes raisons de militer pour l'indépendance de l'Auvergne
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Top 9 des enseignements à tirer des photos de profil sur Facebook
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Top 11 des people qui devraient devenir des verbes, quand la langue française se VIPise
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Top 10 des messages de soutien poignants après le tremblement de terre dans le Sud-Est #solidarité
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Top 11 des trucs à dire pour faire sortir un Métalleux du placard
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Top 15 des photos de stations du métro parisien mises en scène
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Top 15+ des innovations incroyables qu'on attend de FIFA 21 (franchement avec ça ce sera parfait)
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Top 10 des trucs à faire pour être crédible sur un court de tennis quand on est nul
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Top 25 des phrases à dire à Dieu en arrivant au paradis
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