Il l'a écrit au juge : Jawad Bendaoud refuse d'être "un bouquet missaire". Bravo champion. Du coup, Twitter s'est lancé dans la relecture des expressions les plus courantes à la sauce Jawad, preuve de la capacité de notre belle langue à s'adapter à toute les situations. Petite sélection :

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   Error 503 Backend fetch failed

   Backend fetch failed

   Guru Meditation:

   XID: 347618

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   Varnish cache server

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   Error 503 Backend fetch failed

   Backend fetch failed

   Guru Meditation:

   XID: 347620

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   Varnish cache server

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   Error 503 Backend fetch failed

   Backend fetch failed

   Guru Meditation:

   XID: 347622

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   Varnish cache server

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   Error 503 Backend fetch failed

   Backend fetch failed

   Guru Meditation:

   XID: 347624

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   Varnish cache server

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   Error 503 Backend fetch failed

   Backend fetch failed

   Guru Meditation:

   XID: 347626

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   Varnish cache server

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   Error 503 Backend fetch failed

   Backend fetch failed

   Guru Meditation:

   XID: 347628

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   Varnish cache server

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   Error 503 Backend fetch failed

   Backend fetch failed

   Guru Meditation:

   XID: 347630

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   Varnish cache server

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   Error 503 Backend fetch failed

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   Guru Meditation:

   XID: 347632

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   Varnish cache server

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   Error 503 Backend fetch failed

   Backend fetch failed

   Guru Meditation:

   XID: 347634

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   Varnish cache server

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    Error 503 Backend fetch failed

    Backend fetch failed

    Guru Meditation:

    XID: 347636

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    Varnish cache server

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    Error 503 Backend fetch failed

    Backend fetch failed

    Guru Meditation:

    XID: 347638

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    Varnish cache server

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    Error 503 Backend fetch failed

    Backend fetch failed

    Guru Meditation:

    XID: 347640

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    Varnish cache server

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    Error 503 Backend fetch failed

    Backend fetch failed

    Guru Meditation:

    XID: 347642

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    Varnish cache server

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    Error 503 Backend fetch failed

    Backend fetch failed

    Guru Meditation:

    XID: 347644

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    Varnish cache server

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    Error 503 Backend fetch failed

    Backend fetch failed

    Guru Meditation:

    XID: 347646

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    Varnish cache server

Et vous, vous êtes marchand de sommeil à vos heures ?