Choisir les meilleurs tweets de l’année, c’est un peu comme choisir ses enfants préférés. C’est un crève-coeur, on hésite pendant des heures mais on accepte que certains sont plus méritants et que d’autres auraient dû être privés de dessert ou abandonnés sur la route des vacances. Pardon si tout cela est un peu confus, c’est l’émotion. Sans plus attendre, je vous demande d’applaudir bien fort les meilleurs tweets de l’année 2022, ceux dont on se souviendra toute notre vie.

Janvier

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Février

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Mars

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Avril

J’ai dit à ma copine que mes parents étaient mariés depuis 40 ans et elle a répondu « Wow, je me demande ce que ça fait d’aimer quelqu’un pendant 40 ans ». Alors, qu’on soit clairs, mes parents ne savent pas non plus.

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Les papas ils adorent dire « Rien que de là où je suis, je peux voir trois oeufs en chocolat que vous n’avez pas encore trouvés »

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Mai

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« À chaque fois que je me dis que les Français ne peuvent pas être plus Français qu’ils ne le sont déjà, vous me prouvez le contraire »

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Juin

Toutes les recettes de cuisine devraient commencer par : « lave la vaisselle qui est dans l’évier parce que tu vas en avoir besoin »

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Juillet

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Si tu es incinéré après ta mort, on pourra mettre tes cendres dans un sablier pour que tu puisses continuer à participer aux soirées jeux de société en famille

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Août

Quand les gens m’indiquent quel chemin prendre et disent « tu peux pas le louper », je me dis « mec tu sais vraiment pas ce dont je suis capable »

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Mes copains et tous nos papas en train d’écouter l’employé du laser game qui nous explique le jeu

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Septembre

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Octobre

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Novembre

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Décembre

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J’espère que cette sélection aura été à la hauteur de vos attentes. Si ce n’est pas le cas, vous pouvez toujours relire les meilleurs tweets de l’année dernière.