Après son tweet prévoyant avant tout le monde la mort de #chirac, Christine a décidé d’aller plus loin en nous dévoilant de quoi notre avenir sera fait. Accrochez-vous, ça décoiffe.
Fin du mystère Ben Arfa
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Notre prochain Président
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Bon à savoir
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Coup de tonnerre
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Enfin
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Préparez les nécros
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Invité surprise
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Putain ça fait plez
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Prévenez vos amis sud-franciliens
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Jackpot
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Problème de couple, retour de l’être aimé, recherche de travail, difficulté avec le sexe opposé, même ordinateur à distance, promotion dans le travail, de visu ou au téléphone, Dr.Christine Boutin, magnétiseuse assermentée.