Oubliez tout ce que vous pensiez savoir sur le football, Anthony Martial, 19 ans, 11 buts en Ligue 1, serait désormais le joueurs français le plus cher de l'Histoire. Et ouais. Forcément, la nouvelle a été accueillie avec enthousiame sur Twitter, toujours prompt à se mobiliser quand on est dans l'absurde le plus total. Petit florilège :

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Et vous, vous feriez quoi avec 80 millions d'euros ?