Si vous vivez, travaillez ou avez déjà visité Paris vous n’êtes pas sans connaître les codes de son superbe métropolitain. Chaque station a une âme, et chaque rame raconte son histoire, il y a beaucoup d’informations insolites à connaître sur le métro parisien. Et si on dépoussiérait tout ça en renommant pour de bon les stations de métro que l’on est habitués de fréquenter ?
La vraie station dont on a tous besoin
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Whatelse ?
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La vie
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L'enfer
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Qui va là ?
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Le rendez-vous des étudiants
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RIP ta carte bleue
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Le pire des labyrinthes
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Moyenne d'âge : vieux
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L'angoisse
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Kikouuuuu
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Comment des gens se retrouvent là ?
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Le fief des Bretons
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Salut la foule
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Mais où est passé l'esprit festif ?
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Ça vaut pas un clou
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Pas de doute qu’on y retrouve les pires avis Google de stations de métro.