Nouvelle semaine, nouveau soleil, nouvelle lune, et on attend qu’une seule chose : le discours de Emmanuel Macron notre roi. En attendant, voici les meilleurs tweets de la semaine dernière, car la patience c’est cool, mais l’humour c’est mieux.

Lundi

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« Mon mari vient de me dire, « regarder le gouvernement fédéral face à COVID-19, c’est comme regarder le ministère de la Magie face au retour de Voldemort », et putain c’est la meilleure phrase que j’ai entendu ce mois-ci »

Mardi

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Mercredi

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Jeudi

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Vendredi

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Samedi

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Dimanche

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J'ai cru que tu regardais un animé

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Sinon pour continuer sur le confinement, on a les astuces de couple pour survivre au confinement, les pires aliments à manger en confinement, et les gens qui ne respectent pas le confinement.