Eh bien nous voilà déjà en Août. Le temps passe vite hein ? J’espère que vous ça va. En tout cas à Paris, ça part sur un vide intersidéral : aucun touriste, tout le monde en vacances, je peux te dire que ça rappelle le confinement. Voici les tweets de la semaine.

Lundi

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Mardi

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En public, tousser est le nouveau faire caca dans sa culotte

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Mercredi

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Vous vous rappelez quand Legolas a dit "tu as mon arc" à Frodon et qu'il ne lui a plus adressé un mot de toute la trilogie ?

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Les écoles quand il y a un 1cm de neige / les écoles quand il y a un virus mortel contagieux

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Jeudi

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Vendredi

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Au moins pendant l’épidémie de 1918 il y avait de la cocaïne dans leur soda

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Samedi

Un singe mange un fruit fermenté il y a 5 millions d'années / 9h par jour de Microsoft Excel jusqu'à ta mort

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Dimanche

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Passe une bonne semaine et rappelle toi : tu es une belle personne.

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