WOUHOUUUUUUUUUUUU on attendait sa parole comme celle du messie. A 17h10 (super le retard, mec tu veux nous tuer ou quoi ?), le premier ministre s’exprimait avec ses potos sur la phase 2 du déconfinement. En résumé :

– L’ORALE DE FRANCÉ EST ANNULER

– ON PEUT BOUGER A PLUS DE 100 KM DE CHEZ NOUS, A NOUS L’AVENTUUUUURE.

– LES PARCS ROUVRENT DES CE WEEK END, PASSION PELOUUUUUUUSE.

– LES BARS ET RESTAURANTS VONT ROUVRIR (j’ai personnellement pleuré des larmes de vin rouge à l’annonce de cette nouvelle).

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Allez on se réjouit mais on se réjouit pas trop vite, le port du masque reste de mise (et attention, il y a de bonnes manières de porter un masque), la distanciation physique aussi et une nouvelle application sera disponible dès le 2 juin pour tracer le virus StopCovid.