Juste pour info, c’est mon avant dernier top tweets de la semaine. Ce que je ressens en vous le partageant ? La faim. Car en fait j’ai trop la dalle et j’ai rien mangé ce matin à part un morceau de carton de déménagement. Oui car je déménage aussi. La suite de mon histoire est à lire sur mon blog que je n’ai pas encore créé.

Lundi

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Date : j’adore les vieux films

Moi : Shrek est sorti il y a 19 ans.

Les animaux ça fait 15 min qu'ils sont en vie et ils savent déjà quoi faire

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Mardi

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Les gens intolérants au lactose, vous avez déjà pensé à être tolérants ? Sérieusement, grandissez on est en 2020.

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Mercredi

La tension sexuelle entre mon briquet et le drapeau de Trump de mon voisin

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Jeudi

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Vendredi

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Est-ce que tu aimes les Artic Monkeys et Gorillaz ?

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Samedi

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Dimanche

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Passe une bonne semaine et rappelle toi : tu es une belle personne.

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