L’entretien d’embauche c’est toujours une épreuve de la sueur. Tu dois vendre tes compétences et tes qualités, donc forcément tu racontes un peu des mythos, mais pas trop non plus sinon tu seras dans de beaux draps (lavés à 90°C) si on t’embauche. Alors, au lieu de stresser, voici quelques tweets pour en rire.

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Qui a envie de repasser un entretien d’embauche pour le plaisir ?